<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<rss xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"><title>Either we're under attack, or we're having a disco</title><link>http://ElzBelz01.blog.co.uk/</link><atom:link xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" rel="self" href="http://elzbelz01.blog.co.uk/feed/rss2/posts/"/><description></description><language>en-EU</language><generator>MokoFeed</generator><ttl>10</ttl><image><title>Either we're under attack, or we're having a disco</title><link>http://ElzBelz01.blog.co.uk/</link><url>http://data5.blog.de/design/preview/27/8f4a2e12e997a8f52a6bd8af8f79c8_160x200.jpg</url></image><item><title>Whoa. She's actually blogging.</title><link>http://ElzBelz01.blog.co.uk/2009/08/11/whoa-she-s-actually-blogging-6697095/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:elzbelz01.blog.co.uk,2009-08-11:/2009/08/11/whoa-she-s-actually-blogging-6697095/</guid><pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2009 09:52:00 +0200</pubDate><description>	&lt;p&gt;Heyyy you guys, how are you?&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Am lying in bed and skyping yo'asses. Even though only one of you is online -_-&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;I hate blogging sfm, because I always have these awesome things to say to you and then I just flop and forget everything. BLOGGERS!BLOCK.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Bring on the FAIL!WHALE, Dailybooth isn't working, either. fml.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Brendan's coming down from Edinburgh today, which should be so fun, and Molly and Vicky are coming down, too. I missed them all so much &lt;img src="/img/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" class="middle" border="0"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;I've been very busy over the past week, BlogSpot, I really have. I have been to London numerous times and I took a night shoot and a day shoot around all of the sights with my two models Helen and Lianne. Some of the shots have turned out great, and I think I love them.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Also, I recommend reading How to Survive a Horror Movie. It's such a good and funny book and my friend reminded me about it because she is reading it atm. If you're a fan of Supernatural, I suggest you read it because the point of view is very alike to that of Supernatural.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;I've been out seeing friends quite a lot, too. And I hate it because I'm starting to gain feelings for two of them, and I know they're probably just dumb crushes and I tell myself that but it doesn't exactly stop my feelings for them. One of them, Sam, is completely off bounds because my best friend is like, obsessed with him and I think she really likes him just is too shy to do anything. The other guy, Josh, well he's great, but he's with another of my best friends, Beth and I'm really like &gt;_&gt; for no reason, and I've come to the decision, after careful deliberation and numerous sex dreams about the two boys (only one of them with them both in the same dream) that I will attempt to be fuck buddies with them, yes? It's the only way.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Movies I've seen recently:&lt;br&gt;
The Time Traveller's Wife - Very good. Eric, McAdams and the music was great. But I still love the book.&lt;br&gt;
The Proposal - Very funny. Revamped my love and lust for Reynolds. Ryan Reynolds is my love.&lt;br&gt;
The Ugly Truth - TAKE ME GERARD, 'nuff said.&lt;br&gt;
Ocean's Eleven and Ocean's Twelve - Haaaa, I miss them all so fucking much :')&lt;br&gt;
Titanic - Because my friend hadn't seen it. Crazy, right? I still cried.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;What else have I been doing? Well, I have been bitten by my dog, my dog has been attacked, I've been shopping quite a lot and I have been going to the gym and walking a helluva lot. I know, I never thought I'd see the day either.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Coffee at the Jury's Inn with Anna, going to the gym and then picking up Brendannnn xDDDD&lt;br&gt;
See? Very excited.&lt;br&gt;
Going to see Hazza Potter tonight with Aidy, because I think we're the only people on the planet who haven't seen it yet. Oh well, at least we're watching it &lt;img src="/img/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" class="middle" border="0"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Busy, I must shower and smell really great before Brendan arrives.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Adios, bitches &lt;img src="/img/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" class="middle" border="0"&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://ElzBelz01.blog.co.uk/2009/08/11/whoa-she-s-actually-blogging-6697095/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description><comments>http://ElzBelz01.blog.co.uk/2009/08/11/whoa-she-s-actually-blogging-6697095/#comments</comments></item><item><title>AM UPDATING AGAIN</title><link>http://ElzBelz01.blog.co.uk/2009/07/28/am-updating-again-6606161/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:elzbelz01.blog.co.uk,2009-07-28:/2009/07/28/am-updating-again-6606161/</guid><pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2009 18:48:49 +0200</pubDate><description>	&lt;p&gt;Because ILU guys too much &lt;img src="/img/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" class="middle" border="0"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Been at the gym for a couple of hours, going out for a meal with Jon and Ashleigh at about eight, walked the dogs and I also got my ears pierced today because it was about fucking time.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Oh, and I put make up on my ten year old cousin and made him look rather like a girl. We were in the middle of the shopping centre, so it was rather amusing but I think he actually enjoyed it. Which is rather worrying.&lt;br&gt;
Same again tomorrow, methinks.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Just a quick update to say HAI YOU GUISE, and also make sure you watch/follow me on my other sites, because I update them a lot more than any of my blogs on blog.co.uk, blogger.com and LJ.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Twitter:    &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/ElzBelz01"&gt;http://twitter.com/ElzBelz01&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;Dailybooth: &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://dailybooth.com/ElzBelz01"&gt;http://dailybooth.com/ElzBelz01&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;That's all, I'm at James' and we're trying to sort out his interweb connection with BT.&lt;br&gt;
Stupid BT.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Must dash, here he comes armed with a Sales Advisor on the phone.&lt;br&gt;
Oh dear, &lt;strong&gt;LATER SKATERS xD&lt;/strong&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://ElzBelz01.blog.co.uk/2009/07/28/am-updating-again-6606161/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description><comments>http://ElzBelz01.blog.co.uk/2009/07/28/am-updating-again-6606161/#comments</comments></item><item><title>SO HAI YOU GUISE</title><link>http://ElzBelz01.blog.co.uk/2009/07/27/so-hai-you-guise-6600405/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:elzbelz01.blog.co.uk,2009-07-27:/2009/07/27/so-hai-you-guise-6600405/</guid><pubDate>Mon, 27 Jul 2009 22:04:54 +0200</pubDate><description>	&lt;p&gt;I AM WRITING A SEX NOVEL.&lt;br&gt;
IT HAS SEX IN IT AND STUFF.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Ahaaa, you all actually think that I'm joking, right?&lt;br&gt;
Completely wrong but wtf, I'll prove you all wrong &lt;img src="/img/smilies/icon_wink.gif" alt=";)" class="middle" border="0"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;SO HAI OMG WE HAVE NOT SPOKEN IN SUCH A LONG WHILE BLOG.CO.UK, HOW BE YOU?&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Michael Jackson is playing downstairs, and I'm surprised that they're still playing him so often on TV and Radio. I mean I thought "Yeah, Michael Jackson: that's a big thing" (On a side note: LOL THAT'S REALLY DIRTY xD)but I always thought that after the funeral, it would sort of die down, y'know? It's like, people have paid their respects etc. and said goodbye, but they're still playing him a lot, amirite? It's weird.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;*MJ RANT OVER. HOW DID I EVEN GET INTO THAT?*&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Moving on swiftly:&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;My leg is really itchy. I keep getting bitten in this freakin' house &lt;img src="/img/smilies/icon_neutral.gif" alt=":|" class="middle" border="0"&gt; goddamn.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Looked after Peter today, bless him. Me and that kid? We're in love. I took him to the soft play area, where everything was padded and there were screaming people (kids and parents) running around me and spilling stuff and screaming some more. Peter was convinced that he was in Heaven on Earth and I was convinced that the mental Asylum had finally taken me in.&lt;br&gt;
I was also trying to hide the stuff I was reading, because a load of disapproving parents were looking at me and peering over to see if they could read what I was reading, which was "Erotic Fiction" as they're calling it nowadays. It was all very. *OMGFICTION. She's looking. Close the magazine. Stop staring at magazine first. Is she still looking? Was I meant to be closing the magazine? Fml &lt;img src="/img/smilies/icon_neutral.gif" alt=":|" class="middle" border="0"&gt;*&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;So I've started yet another blog elsewhere, I really need to stop stalking the internet. People are starting to think I'm odd creating all of these accounts and never putting them to good use.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;OW. PAUSE BLOG FOR ITCHY ARM. ARGGGG &lt;img src="/img/smilies/icon_neutral.gif" alt=":|" class="middle" border="0"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
fml.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Oh! Welcome to &lt;strong&gt;livia4liv&lt;/strong&gt;, a new blogger on blog.co.uk...Say hai to her and send her miniature John Mayer and Richard Armitage dolls or something &lt;img src="/img/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" class="middle" border="0"&gt; Because we love her.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.blog.co.uk/user/livia4liv/"&gt;http://www.blog.co.uk/user/livia4liv/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;I've decided that Olivia's going to be in my sex novel, upon careful spur-of-the-moment-omg-it-be-olivia consideration. She shall be called Olive, because I'm feeling creative.&lt;br&gt;
Any suggestions for Olivia's prostitute name? It must start with and O, please &lt;img src="/img/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" class="middle" border="0"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
Odetta/Octavia/Omega (MORHOR xD)/Ophelia/Ordelia&lt;br&gt;
Yes, I have decided that Olivia is going to be Russian.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Btw guise, sorry once again for failing to update. I keep telling myself to update daily but I totally need daily reminders or something funny like that.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;I just scratched my stomach and now there is blood. Ow.&lt;br&gt;
Note to self: remove killer nails before you get a boyfriend.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Movie night on Thursday with Ellen, which should be good considering last time we only got through one movie before we fell asleep in each other's arms on the sofa.&lt;br&gt;
Aw, yes, I know: sweet.&lt;br&gt;
You should have seen what happened when we moved to the bed &lt;img src="/img/smilies/icon_wink.gif" alt=";)" class="middle" border="0"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Whoa, thoughts of a sexual nature, I really should be writing this downnnn &lt;img src="/img/smilies/icon_lol.gif" alt=":DD" class="middle" border="0"&gt;D&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;SHE'S ON FIREEEE &lt;img src="/img/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" class="middle" border="0"&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;ARG, my internet just went down and I had written this entire blog,and Ella just got very pissed and was like "WTFINTERWEBS WHERE BE YOU GONE?!" and stormed around the house. And now it's back up I can't remember what I typed. *headdesk*&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;I know I was meant to be doing something tomorrow&lt;br&gt;
...&lt;br&gt;
After five minutes of careful contemplation, I have come to the decision that I can't remember what I was meant to be doing tomorrow.&lt;br&gt;
So I shall sleep through it, instead.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;That is all. My eyes hurt and I am still pissed at my hormonal wireless router.&lt;br&gt;
Update soon&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;Later Skaters xD&lt;/strong&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://ElzBelz01.blog.co.uk/2009/07/27/so-hai-you-guise-6600405/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description><category>fml</category><category>sluts</category><category>insert-sanity-here</category><category>ohai-olivia</category><category>sex-novel</category><category>i-find-tags-scary</category><category>dirty-thoughts</category><category>i-am-stalking-the-interwebs</category><category>tag</category><comments>http://ElzBelz01.blog.co.uk/2009/07/27/so-hai-you-guise-6600405/#comments</comments></item><item><title>Waiting.</title><link>http://ElzBelz01.blog.co.uk/2009/07/20/waiting-6555606/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:elzbelz01.blog.co.uk,2009-07-20:/2009/07/20/waiting-6555606/</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 Jul 2009 20:31:07 +0200</pubDate><description>	&lt;p&gt;So here I am, waiting for Ellen.&lt;br&gt;
And I am completely bored and pissed and tired and what not.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;We've broken up for the summer! Which is awesome, and my flu of swine has pretty much cleared: only the cold and tiredness still with me.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Oh wait, I'm totally on the phone to her now.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;She wants me to pick her up. Wth? I mean, I'm going to her house, and she wants me to pick her up on the way? She's not being the best host tonight, is she?&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;And my mother is being a complete bitch to me again, just when I thought that we were doing okay with the whole "let's just be civil to one another" thing, but no, and now Ric's still being a selfish prock as well (I do realise that I said prock).&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;And my brother, who got back from Newquay yesterday, has started being a complete idiot to me. I mean, he's the only reason I'm still in this place! And he's throwing it back in my face. And he has a toe infection. Ew.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;I really need to get out of this place. It's like "Are you ready to go home?"&lt;br&gt;
"That's not my home, idiot!"&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;God, I sound so annoying and bitchy and hormonal and I have to go and pick up Ellen to go to her house.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Decent, happier update to come soon in my fabulous life.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Later Skaters &lt;img src="/img/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" class="middle" border="0"&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://ElzBelz01.blog.co.uk/2009/07/20/waiting-6555606/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description><category>whoatag</category><comments>http://ElzBelz01.blog.co.uk/2009/07/20/waiting-6555606/#comments</comments></item><item><title>Jeez.</title><link>http://ElzBelz01.blog.co.uk/2009/07/03/jeez-6441456/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:elzbelz01.blog.co.uk,2009-07-03:/2009/07/03/jeez-6441456/</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 11:09:36 +0200</pubDate><description>	&lt;p&gt;Cannot remember the last time I posted.&lt;br&gt;
Sorry, blog.co.uk, you know I love you really.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;The dog is licking my face, she thinks I'm the same species as her.&lt;br&gt;
I am eating a penguin.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;I am listening to Call Me by Shinedown&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;So, what have I been doing?&lt;br&gt;
Well, I've been in a movie, which is pretty cool.&lt;br&gt;
Yesterday, I went to Oxford University and got a sunburn, which is nice.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;I am ill and did not get any sleep last night.&lt;br&gt;
I think I have swine flu.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;In other news,have been working on The Hero Dies in this One, because I have realised that I have totally neglected it amidst table prompts and coursework &lt;img src="/img/smilies/icon_neutral.gif" alt=":|" class="middle" border="0"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;And I really need Photoshop and Sony Vegas on this laptop. Anyone willing to buy it for me/send me a link for a free download?&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Finished my coursework at 10:45 last night, which is still on the day of the deadline, and strictly speaking, the school day of Friday hadn't started yet, so that means it's still on time, right?&lt;br&gt;
Right.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;I need to start updating my stories. Because they suck at the moment and readers are harrassing me for more &lt;img src="/img/smilies/icon_neutral.gif" alt=":|" class="middle" border="0"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
I do have a life, you know?&lt;br&gt;
They just don't understand that.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Erm, I was going to say something but I got distracted by the postman outside. Now I can't remember.&lt;br&gt;
Goddamn.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;It's gone really dark. God, the clouds are back &lt;img src="/img/smilies/icon_neutral.gif" alt=":|" class="middle" border="0"&gt; did anyone hear the rain last night? Son of a Bitch, and I was just drifting off to sleep as well &lt;img src="/img/smilies/icon_neutral.gif" alt=":|" class="middle" border="0"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;I really need a holiday.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;I was meant to be in Edinburgh today, but I can't go now, because my friends can't fit it in their "busy" schedules. Feckers.&lt;br&gt;
And also? Fail, school sucks, and I hate everything about it at the moment.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;I want to die of Swine Flu. How cool would that be? I'd be the only person without previous invalidity or serious illness to die. And then I'd be famous for dying and everyone will say "poor girl. I feel sorry for her family."&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;At my funeral,I don't care what other music is played, but I really want "Who wants to live forever?" by Queen to be played, because I love that song and it's just awesome. Or The Show Must Go On. Anything with Queen, I think. And then, whatever, play some emo songs.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Also, MJ dying? How did I not blog about that?&lt;br&gt;
Oh yes, that's right, because it's not hard to broadcast seeing as at least two Michael Jackson songs are played on every radio station eevery 30 minutes. How could I forget?&lt;br&gt;
Blah, great musician, but weird background. I think he just wanted a childhood that he never received from his father, so he lived for the bouncy castles and face masks in his adulthood. But yes, way too much media gruel following him and his death.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;On Monday, it was two months since Rachel died. How weird is that? It doesn't feel like two months, but it doesn't feel any shorter or longer than that :/&lt;br&gt;
I miss her.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;I don't think you understand how obsessed I have become with Harper's Island. I actually love it. I think they're bringing it out in the UK now, too, which is awesome xD&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;And Morganville Vampires, I flove those books.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;And finally, Aimee thinks that she has Swine Flu. I think I do, too.&lt;br&gt;
God we suck.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Later Skaters xD&lt;/strong&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://ElzBelz01.blog.co.uk/2009/07/03/jeez-6441456/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description><category>this-is-a-tag</category><comments>http://ElzBelz01.blog.co.uk/2009/07/03/jeez-6441456/#comments</comments></item><item><title>I know, I know</title><link>http://ElzBelz01.blog.co.uk/2009/05/21/i-know-i-know-6150545/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:elzbelz01.blog.co.uk,2009-05-21:/2009/05/21/i-know-i-know-6150545/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 07:36:15 +0200</pubDate><description>	&lt;p&gt;I suck at updating yadda yadda yadda.&lt;br&gt;
I say it everytime but am really very sorry &lt;img src="/img/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" class="middle" border="0"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;I have a few minutes before I go to school so I thought I'd update, because it's been a while, hasn't it?&lt;br&gt;
And all my previous posts have either involved BITCH!RANTS or just me writing in a generally bad mood.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;So am here&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;FOR A SPAM PARTY 'KAYYOUGUISE&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;SPAM.SPAM.SPAM.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;And wtf, am going to the gym later. Ikr, because I've started to become obsessed with treadmills and and step machines which double as cross-trainers.&lt;br&gt;
And tbh, it makes me boast like "GYM MEMBERSHIP FTW." and everyone's like "Wow, bb, you are so cool, I wish I was JUST like you XDDD"&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;ANDANDANDANDAND.&lt;br&gt;
SPN LAST WEEK.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;strong&gt;!BRAINFUCKED!BRAINFUCKED!BRAINFUCKED!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/u&gt;blockquote&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;I found it rly cute, actually :'D&lt;br&gt;
And upsetting and I was bawling but wtf.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;But yes, two more school days and then it shall be half term, and after that, I'm off the Watford Palace Theatre for the week for my WEX. (Get your wexy on, doesn't &lt;em&gt;emember that?)&lt;br&gt;
And I need to learn to make amazing cups of tea and coffee.&lt;br&gt;
Will have to bring in some speshal ingredients to make them happy for having me there &lt;img src="/img/smilies/icon_wink.gif" alt=";)" class="middle" border="0"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Also, have been writing coursework a plenty and have been doing exams for God knows how long.&lt;br&gt;
The only results that I'm proud of so far?&lt;br&gt;
English: Two A*s&lt;br&gt;
R.E mock: A&lt;br&gt;
Science Unit 1A: A, A*, A&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;And that's it, because I suck at everything else.&lt;br&gt;
But on the bright side: only one more exam this year and it's Unit 1B for Science &lt;img src="/img/smilies/icon_wink.gif" alt=";)" class="middle" border="0"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
WHEYHEYHEYYYYYYY xD&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Am liek "HOMYAY." But all the same, I might not be updating as often as I used to, because I have to do work and have a disruptive social life.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Fail.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;I'm working on a script for our mock Drama practical with a few others and it seems quite gravy, but Chris wants us to make it funny, because he finds children being separated from their parents and murdered in the holocaust is funny.&lt;br&gt;
Stfu, Chris.&lt;br&gt;
So not the time.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Anywhat, for all who need to know, I need the loo.&lt;br&gt;
So I will stop typing now and relieve myself.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;LATER SKATERS xD&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://ElzBelz01.blog.co.uk/2009/05/21/i-know-i-know-6150545/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description><comments>http://ElzBelz01.blog.co.uk/2009/05/21/i-know-i-know-6150545/#comments</comments></item><item><title>As if I'm becoming untouchable.</title><link>http://ElzBelz01.blog.co.uk/2009/05/10/and-i-m-becoming-untouch-6092557/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:elzbelz01.blog.co.uk,2009-05-10:/2009/05/10/and-i-m-becoming-untouch-6092557/</guid><pubDate>Sun, 10 May 2009 19:21:11 +0200</pubDate><description>	&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Take a look at my body&lt;br&gt;
Look at my hands&lt;br&gt;
There's so much here&lt;br&gt;
That I don't understand &lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;I'm sorry.&lt;br&gt;
I wish you were here.&lt;br&gt;
I need you.&lt;br&gt;
Forgive me.&lt;br&gt;
Don't go.&lt;br&gt;
Thank you.&lt;br&gt;
I love you.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;They're just words. And what should they amount to?&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;When you say "I'm sorry", you might mean what you say, but you're only talking, aren't you? You might as well be saying "Hello" or "There's nothing."&lt;br&gt;
Because there isn't, is there?&lt;br&gt;
There's nothing you can do to change what you've done. You might mean the words, but that's all they are: words.&lt;br&gt;
Pointless human creations that were formed by making whatever sound you can and letters were made because they drew any sort of pattern and called it law.&lt;br&gt;
Called it matter-of-fact.&lt;br&gt;
Called it real.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;But then, what is real?&lt;br&gt;
Death is a human concept created because the human race were scared. Scared of what happened when there was no pulse. When there was no brain activity.&lt;br&gt;
And so what does that mean?&lt;br&gt;
That they're dead?&lt;br&gt;
Your bones stop growing at some point, but it doesn't mean they're dead.&lt;br&gt;
What if they're not dead at all? We shouldn't know.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;All these words are pointless; fucked up.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;So you want to know how I'm feeling? Words can't describe what I'm feeling. Because nothing means anything unless you are me. Because you don't know what it's like.&lt;br&gt;
You don't know what's going through my mind.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;No-one does. &lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;When was the last time I smiled and didn't do it intentionally?&lt;br&gt;
Never.&lt;br&gt;
I cannot remember.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;When was the last time I was happy?&lt;br&gt;
Smiles, singing, dancing, acting, laughing: it covers how I'm really feeling, and what I'm really doing, because I don't want to worry anyone. I don't want to tell you that I've never smiled, not really, or laughed without wondering what my real laugh sounds like. Of course I don't want to worry you. And no-one says anything. And that's fine. Because even if you did I wouldn’t want your help.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;So here: this is me, cutting the middle man out, letting you see inside.&lt;br&gt;
Are you happy now?&lt;br&gt;
I only want to make you happy.&lt;br&gt;
I can't remember when I did something for myself. Because I don't know what I want.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;But then again, you still wouldn't know what it's like, would you?&lt;br&gt;
Because it's just words that's being read.&lt;br&gt;
And words are nothing.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;I wish you were here.&lt;br&gt;
I need you.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;I'm a slow dying flower&lt;br&gt;
Frost killing hour&lt;br&gt;
The sweet turning sour&lt;br&gt;
And untouchable &lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://ElzBelz01.blog.co.uk/2009/05/10/and-i-m-becoming-untouch-6092557/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description><comments>http://ElzBelz01.blog.co.uk/2009/05/10/and-i-m-becoming-untouch-6092557/#comments</comments></item><item><title>Wow. Hellothere.</title><link>http://ElzBelz01.blog.co.uk/2009/04/24/wow-hellothere-6001211/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:elzbelz01.blog.co.uk,2009-04-24:/2009/04/24/wow-hellothere-6001211/</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 Apr 2009 18:28:26 +0200</pubDate><description>	&lt;p&gt;Blog Community.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;I suck at updating.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;My feet are actually giving me burning pains at the moment and I really should be revising for my R.E exam tomorrow.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Ikr. On a Saturday. In school. FAILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;em&gt;&lt;br&gt;
Aha. I just pointed at the screen accusingly whilst screaming fail.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;So that should be fun, before I leave to do stuff like MEETING WITH LONG LOST FRIENDS, starting a new production with the old gang, going to the cinema with Aimee (who weirdly just started talking to me on msn when I typed her name OOOOO&lt;img src="/img/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" class="middle" border="0"&gt;, going to rehearsals and getting coffee and meeting Amy personally after.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Wow. Busy day.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;I need to watch my catch-up soon.&lt;br&gt;
I miss my TV omg.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;ORDERED MY NEW LAPPYTOP.&lt;br&gt;
YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY.&lt;br&gt;
ELLA WINS AT LIFE.&lt;br&gt;
But six weeks because the bleedin' colour |:&lt;br&gt;
Fail.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;I totally went to the orthodontist's a while ago.&lt;br&gt;
WOO.&lt;br&gt;
NO MORE BLOCKS.&lt;br&gt;
OR BANDS&lt;br&gt;
AND MOLAR GEMS OMYAYAYAYAYAYAY.&lt;br&gt;
And she said "Not long now"&lt;br&gt;
&lt;del&gt;And I had a mental orgasm tbh omg why am I telling the world this?&lt;br&gt;
&lt;/del&gt;&lt;br&gt;
Hmmmkay, I need to go to the cinema soon and I cannot think of anything else to say except, sorry for the lack of updates.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Hmmm yes, that's all.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;FURWELL ALL.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;LATER SKATERS &lt;/strong&gt;xD.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;P.S &lt;/strong&gt;NESSIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE &lt;3&lt;br&gt;
I LOVE THE SCAR YOU GAVE ME WHEN YOU BIT ME.&lt;br&gt;
I will flinch in pain whenever I look at it in reminder of your chubby cheeks.&lt;br&gt;
Mucha Lova.
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://ElzBelz01.blog.co.uk/2009/04/24/wow-hellothere-6001211/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description><category>sucks-at-updating</category><comments>http://ElzBelz01.blog.co.uk/2009/04/24/wow-hellothere-6001211/#comments</comments></item><item><title>Oh my.</title><link>http://ElzBelz01.blog.co.uk/2009/04/16/oh-my-5954135/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:elzbelz01.blog.co.uk,2009-04-16:/2009/04/16/oh-my-5954135/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2009 13:13:21 +0200</pubDate><description>	&lt;p&gt;It seems to be raining.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Somehow, on a Wednesday afternoon in England, I am not surprised.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;By the way, you guys, the afternoon? Already? I have not been keeping track of time this week.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;I need to go and get my legs waxed, if you all wanted to know. Very soon, in fact, so maybe I shouldn't be blogging.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;And I was also meant to go and "do lunch" with Beth, but we didn't sort out a time and I think she's in physiotherapy, hence the lack of answering her mobile.&lt;br&gt;
Why do people call it "doing lunch", anyway? It's not like you're doing it. You're eating it.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;YOU'RE EATING LUNCH, PEOPLE&lt;/strong&gt;. YOU DON'T &lt;em&gt;DO&lt;/em&gt; FOOD. It's totally wrong.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Anywhat, I should be going out with Amy later, too, because she's just as much ditched as I am.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;I also think I'm going to see &lt;em&gt;I Love You Because...&lt;/em&gt; with Aimee Fizzle at some point in the near future, but am not sure when. Myabe tonight? Or Saturday? Idk.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Busy person.&lt;br&gt;
Pointless post.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;Later Skaters xD&lt;/strong&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://ElzBelz01.blog.co.uk/2009/04/16/oh-my-5954135/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description><category>homgtag</category><comments>http://ElzBelz01.blog.co.uk/2009/04/16/oh-my-5954135/#comments</comments></item><item><title>People</title><link>http://ElzBelz01.blog.co.uk/2009/04/09/people-5915927/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:elzbelz01.blog.co.uk,2009-04-09:/2009/04/09/people-5915927/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2009 12:18:50 +0200</pubDate><description>	&lt;p&gt;Don't you just hate &lt;em&gt;people&lt;/em&gt;?&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Dear all, I understand that I've been neglecting blog.co.uk, but the following post is a bitchy one.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;strong&gt;ENTER BITCH!RANT&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
I hate people who think they know you so well and believe in the strict matter of cause to effect, particularly in your own timeline. They believe that they know everything about you and can assume everything that's going through your mind and believe that they can relate or empathise with it, or even make a comment about it.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;D'you know what? No. You don't know me. In fact, I don't know myself all that well, so how can you assume that you know me like the back of your hand? I'm not as simple as you think, and I have a hell of a lot going on in my mind that I have never said to anyone.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Don't think yourself so special. No-one knows anything about me.&lt;br&gt;
No-one.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;It's just facts and figures and actions of cause to effect with you, isn't it?&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Don't you understand that the mind is an amazing thing? It's more than just a few words being said or a secret being told or an action being done in a set place in time and location.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;You're simple if you can think such things.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;You really think you're like me, do you?&lt;br&gt;
Sometimes I just sort of hope that it's some dumb idolisation that's keeping you near me, but now I know for definite that you're trying to empathise with me. You want to be next to me through everything.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;And you don't even know what &lt;strong&gt;my&lt;/strong&gt; everything is.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;And I hate people who lie to try and get what they want. How selfish can you get?&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Sure, in some respects I can be different to you, but isn't that what makes you unique?&lt;br&gt;
I don't want you following me and wanting to do everything with me because you believe that I do different things compared to you.&lt;br&gt;
Sure, I do. What does it matter to you, though?&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;You needn't lie about something so you can feel similar to me. Or force yourself to like something that I like or make jokes with me about what I've done?&lt;br&gt;
That's stupid.&lt;br&gt;
I'd even go as far as to say &lt;strong&gt;that's low&lt;/strong&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;I have just gotten a text&lt;br&gt;
&lt;em&gt;*PAUSE OF RANT*&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;And I also hate how you think you can be like me by hanging around with me, or sharing the same interests as me or even using &lt;strong&gt;my own words&lt;/strong&gt; and saying jokes and talking about something that &lt;strong&gt;I did&lt;/strong&gt;.&lt;br&gt;
That's right, Sherlock.&lt;br&gt;
You didn't do it, &lt;strong&gt;I did&lt;/strong&gt;.&lt;br&gt;
Get over yourself.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;I became friends with you because I liked your style and perspective on life. I wasn't looking for another version of me.&lt;br&gt;
It's painful to watch myself.&lt;br&gt;
Because it's horrible.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Sure, I have an influence on those people I meet, whether it's good or bad, but so does everyone else, it doesn't mean that the influence had to be put into motion.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;I don't want to see me or hear me talk everyday because I'm not that keen on myself anyway.&lt;br&gt;
Can't you just be who you are?&lt;br&gt;
That's why I spoke to you in the first place.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Get the Fuck over yourself.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;strong&gt;END OF BITCH!RANT&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Ikr, that probably didn't make any sense at all, but I'm too annoyed to read it again.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Do you know people say that when you blog, it's meant to release all these emotions or calm you down?&lt;br&gt;
Yeah.&lt;br&gt;
It doesn't.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;I just finished watching The Notebook, in other news, and I feel unwell and tired so had the urge to start bitching.&lt;br&gt;
Is that harsh?&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Anywhat, I feel a little sick.&lt;br&gt;
BRB I NEED TO THROW MYSELF INTO THE BATHROOM AND THROW UP&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;I have lost my camera wire for uploading DDD:&lt;br&gt;
WAAAAA D:&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
KTHXBAI YOU GUISE.&lt;/strong&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://ElzBelz01.blog.co.uk/2009/04/09/people-5915927/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description><category>fuck-you</category><category>rant</category><category>gah-i-hate-life</category><category>bitchalert</category><category>bitchbitchbitch</category><comments>http://ElzBelz01.blog.co.uk/2009/04/09/people-5915927/#comments</comments></item><item><title>Ew.</title><link>http://ElzBelz01.blog.co.uk/2009/04/05/ew-5893884/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:elzbelz01.blog.co.uk,2009-04-05:/2009/04/05/ew-5893884/</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 Apr 2009 14:35:26 +0200</pubDate><description>	&lt;p&gt;I was just asked by Ellen and Beth to come swimming.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Ha.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;No thanks: not in a million years.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Why would I, of all people, go swimming?&lt;br&gt;
Number One: I suck.&lt;br&gt;
Number Two: I'm undeniably self-conscious.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;So laz, not thanks, I may have sounded like a disgusted bitch on the phone, but I am so not going swimming.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;I want to go to the cinema, it's been a while tbh.&lt;br&gt;
Anyone?&lt;br&gt;
No-one?&lt;br&gt;
No?&lt;br&gt;
'kay.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;I know, I haven't posted in a while, but Ella's been doing English coursework and entirely spontaneous socialising.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Which means I must go now also.&lt;br&gt;
Furwell, all.&lt;br&gt;
Will update when I'm not watching the Hood of Robin.
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://ElzBelz01.blog.co.uk/2009/04/05/ew-5893884/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description><category>tag</category><comments>http://ElzBelz01.blog.co.uk/2009/04/05/ew-5893884/#comments</comments></item><item><title>Wow.</title><link>http://ElzBelz01.blog.co.uk/2009/03/28/wow-5847601/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:elzbelz01.blog.co.uk,2009-03-28:/2009/03/28/wow-5847601/</guid><pubDate>Sat, 28 Mar 2009 13:13:08 +0100</pubDate><description>	&lt;p&gt;How annoying am I?&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;I can't honestly remember the last time I posted.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;But whatever, I'm here now, when I really shouldn't be.&lt;br&gt;
I should be doing coursework.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;I have to hand in French Coursework and English Coursework on Wednesday and Thursday.&lt;br&gt;
French: 180 words. Already gone over and I need to do another paragraph.&lt;br&gt;
English: 1200 words. A "meaty" text, she calls it. Fuck you, I can't analyse shit for &lt;em&gt;Wuthering Heights&lt;/em&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Anyone budding Brontes that wish to tell me about the language of &lt;em&gt;Wuthering Heights&lt;/em&gt; and the way in which it affects the unique relationship of Heathcliff and Cathy?&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;No-one?&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;What, rly?&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;'Kay.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Also, what else have I been doing?&lt;br&gt;
Going out and having a social life, that's what. Well, when I say a social life, I mean rehearsing a plenty, writing, doing school-related work and going out to the theatre a lot.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;I love musicals and theatre in general, so it makes me cry that as soon as I get monies I have to run and watch things but then I run out of monies again and have to wait another year to get monies |:&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;I said that I would do a vlog soon, but I still haven't gotten around to it wtf.&lt;br&gt;
I must do so soon when I come up with very funny things to vlog about.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Also, I performed in front of the whole school with Beth and Brodie on Thursday, and cried because it was the most embarrassing script ever created, even when we edited it.&lt;br&gt;
&amp; no, btw, we did not write the script kthxbai.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;I'm in London today with Joe, y'know, for some sister-brother-let's-get-lost-on-the-trains-omgtiems.&lt;br&gt;
And then we're meeting the 'rents and watching 39 Steps, which should be fun because I haven't been into London in a while.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;AHHHH, my nan just came around bearing gifts from my darling auntie:&lt;br&gt;
Hot sunglasses omg.&lt;br&gt;
Easter eggs from Thorntons omgfatty.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;MY WORK EXP. UNIFORM OMYAY I LOOK SO HOT OMG.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Ellen is here at the moment, also. She's not actually right here, but she's being anti-social and sitting on the sofa opposite me screaming along to Avril Lavigne (wtfikr.)&lt;br&gt;
It's just not working out for her.&lt;br&gt;
I should kick her out soon: Joe gets back from rugby trials soon and we need to go.&lt;br&gt;
And I also need to get ready and out of my uniform of sexytiems.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Note to self:&lt;/strong&gt; Remember to ask Joe how the rugby trials went.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;LOL WHY IS WOMANIZER PLAYING ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROOM?&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Went to Seasons of Love last night, and although they pretty much butchered all of Avenue Q songs, they also butchered most of the RENT songs, so 'twas okay and slightly painful.&lt;br&gt;
Also, some of the highlights of the night:&lt;br&gt;
- Chris singing about being gay ftw.&lt;br&gt;
- Seeing Sean Aydon, Dan Saggars and Dom singing in Legally Blonde and prancing around the stage like ponies of drugs.&lt;br&gt;
- The candle on my table omg. Was so perdy o_O&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Do I need to tell you anything else about my irrelevant life? Probably not, except I need to apologise for being so lazy and undetermined to blog.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Don't worry, I haven't been writing or making videos or graphics either, so you're not alone in the deprivation of Ella.&lt;br&gt;
Don't cry, emo!blog community.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;'Kay, that's pretty much it, except that I'm always on last.fm or twitter if you want more regular updates of my non-important life.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;I've been tweeting a lot more recently, actually, afetr I made a new account under this name&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Twitter:&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/ElzBelz01"&gt;http://twitter.com/ElzBelz01&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Last.fm:&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.last.fm/user/snappingthreads"&gt;http://www.last.fm/user/snappingthreads&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Wow. A long update.&lt;br&gt;
Must dash, chaps.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;LATER SKATERS&lt;/strong&gt; xD
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://ElzBelz01.blog.co.uk/2009/03/28/wow-5847601/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description><comments>http://ElzBelz01.blog.co.uk/2009/03/28/wow-5847601/#comments</comments></item><item><title>Phwoarrrrrrr.</title><link>http://ElzBelz01.blog.co.uk/2009/03/17/phwoarrrrrrr-5772139/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:elzbelz01.blog.co.uk,2009-03-17:/2009/03/17/phwoarrrrrrr-5772139/</guid><pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2009 08:29:21 +0100</pubDate><description>	&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I think it's someone's birthday&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;img src="/img/smilies/graysmilewinkgrin.gif" alt=";D" class="middle" border="0"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;And that someone has to get to school.&lt;br&gt;
Will update when am not so busy, so probably at the end of the week.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Ella totters feels like she's been neglecting blog.co.uk.&lt;br&gt;
Blerg.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Pointless post.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;LATER SKATERS &lt;/strong&gt;xD
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://ElzBelz01.blog.co.uk/2009/03/17/phwoarrrrrrr-5772139/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description><category>wowowow</category><comments>http://ElzBelz01.blog.co.uk/2009/03/17/phwoarrrrrrr-5772139/#comments</comments></item><item><title>Have not blogged in a while</title><link>http://ElzBelz01.blog.co.uk/2009/03/15/have-not-blogged-in-a-while-5759724/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:elzbelz01.blog.co.uk,2009-03-15:/2009/03/15/have-not-blogged-in-a-while-5759724/</guid><pubDate>Sun, 15 Mar 2009 14:52:15 +0100</pubDate><description>	&lt;p&gt;here be meme for you all &lt;img src="/img/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" class="middle" border="0"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Bold / Highlight everything you've done&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;1. Bought everyone in the bar a drink&lt;br&gt;
2. Swam with wild dolphins&lt;br&gt;
3. &lt;strong&gt;Climbed a mountain&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
4. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive&lt;br&gt;
5. &lt;strong&gt;Been inside the Great Pyramid&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
6. &lt;strong&gt;Held a tarantula&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
7. &lt;strong&gt;Taken a candlelit bath with someone&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
8. &lt;strong&gt;Said "I love you" and meant it&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
9. &lt;strong&gt;Hugged a tree&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
10. &lt;strong&gt;Bungee jumped&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
11. &lt;strong&gt;Visited Paris&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
12. &lt;strong&gt;Watched a lightning storm at sea&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
13. &lt;strong&gt;Stayed up all night long and saw the sun rise&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
14. Seen the Northern Lights&lt;br&gt;
15. &lt;strong&gt;Gone to a huge sports game&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
16. &lt;strong&gt;Walked the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
17. &lt;strong&gt;Grown and eaten your own vegetables&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
18. Touched an iceberg&lt;br&gt;
19. &lt;strong&gt;Slept under the stars&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
20. &lt;strong&gt;Changed a baby’s diaper&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
21. Taken a trip in a hot air balloon&lt;br&gt;
22. &lt;strong&gt;Watched a meteor shower&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
23. Gotten drunk on champagne&lt;br&gt;
24. Given more than you can afford to charity&lt;br&gt;
25. &lt;strong&gt;Looked up at the night sky through a telescope&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
26. &lt;strong&gt;Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
27. &lt;strong&gt;Had a food fight&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
28. &lt;strong&gt;Bet on a winning horse&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
29. Asked out a stranger&lt;br&gt;
30. &lt;strong&gt;Had a snowball fight&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
31. &lt;strong&gt;Screamed as loudly as you possibly can&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
32. &lt;strong&gt;Held a lamb&lt;/strong&gt; [also dropped a lamb |:]&lt;br&gt;
33. &lt;strong&gt;Seen a total eclipse&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
34. &lt;strong&gt;Ridden a roller coaster&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
35. &lt;strong&gt;Hit a home run&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
36. &lt;strong&gt;Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
37. &lt;strong&gt;Adopted an accent for an entire day&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
38. &lt;strong&gt;Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
39. Had two hard drives for your computer&lt;br&gt;
40. Visited all 50 American states&lt;br&gt;
41. &lt;strong&gt;Taken care of someone who was shit faced&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
42. &lt;strong&gt;Had amazing friends&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
43. &lt;strong&gt;Danced with a stranger in a foreign country&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
44. Watched wild whales&lt;br&gt;
45. Stolen a sign&lt;br&gt;
46. Backpacked in Europe&lt;br&gt;
47. Taken a road-trip&lt;br&gt;
48. &lt;strong&gt;Gone rock climbing&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
49. &lt;strong&gt;Midnight walk on the beach&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
50. &lt;strong&gt;Gone sky diving&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
51. &lt;strong&gt;Visited Ireland&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
52. &lt;strong&gt;Been heartbroken longer than you were actually in love&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
53. In a restaurant, sat at a stranger’s table and had a meal with them&lt;br&gt;
54. Visited Japan&lt;br&gt;
55. &lt;strong&gt;Milked a cow&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
56. &lt;strong&gt;Alphabetized your CDs&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
57. Pretended to &lt;strong&gt;be a superhero&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
58. &lt;strong&gt;Sung karaoke&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
59. &lt;strong&gt;Lounged around in bed all day&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
60. Posed nude in front of strangers&lt;br&gt;
61. &lt;strong&gt;Gone scuba diving&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
62. &lt;strong&gt;Kissed in the rain&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
63. &lt;strong&gt;Played in the mud&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
64. &lt;strong&gt;Played in the rain&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
65. Gone to a drive-in theater&lt;br&gt;
66. Visited the Great Wall of China&lt;br&gt;
67. &lt;strong&gt;Started a business&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
68. Fallen in love and not had your heart broken&lt;br&gt;
69. &lt;strong&gt;Toured ancient sites&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
70. &lt;strong&gt;Taken a martial arts class&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
71. Played D&amp;D for more than 6 hours straight&lt;br&gt;
72. &lt;strong&gt;Gotten married&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
73. &lt;strong&gt;Been in a movie&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
74. &lt;strong&gt;Crashed a party&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
75. &lt;strong&gt;Gotten divorced&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
76. Gone without food for 5 days&lt;br&gt;
77. &lt;strong&gt;Made cookies from scratch&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
78. &lt;strong&gt;Won first prize in a costume contest&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
79. Ridden a gondola in Venice&lt;br&gt;
80. Gotten a tattoo&lt;br&gt;
81. Rafted the Snake River&lt;br&gt;
82. &lt;strong&gt;Been on television news programs&lt;/strong&gt; as an expert&lt;br&gt;
83. &lt;strong&gt;Got flowers for no reason&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
84. &lt;strong&gt;Performed on stage&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
85. Been to Las Vegas&lt;br&gt;
86. &lt;strong&gt;Recorded music&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
87. &lt;strong&gt;Eaten shark&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
88. Eaten fugu&lt;br&gt;
89. &lt;strong&gt;Had a one-night stand&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
90. &lt;strong&gt;Gone to Thailand&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
91. Bought a house&lt;br&gt;
92. &lt;strong&gt;Been in a combat zone&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
93. Buried one/both of your parents&lt;br&gt;
94. Been on a cruise ship&lt;br&gt;
95. Spoken more than one language fluently&lt;br&gt;
96. Performed in Rocky Horror Picture Show&lt;br&gt;
97. &lt;strong&gt;Raised children&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
98. Followed your favorite band/singer on tour&lt;br&gt;
99. &lt;strong&gt;Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
100. Picked up and moved to another city to just start over&lt;br&gt;
101. &lt;strong&gt;Walked the Golden Gate Bridge&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
102. &lt;strong&gt;Sang loudly in the car, and didn’t stop when you knew someone was looking&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
103. Had plastic surgery&lt;br&gt;
104. &lt;strong&gt;Survived an accident that you shouldn’t have survived&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
105. &lt;strong&gt;Written articles for a major publication&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
106. Lost over 100 pounds&lt;br&gt;
107. &lt;strong&gt;Held someone while they were having a flashback&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
108. &lt;strong&gt;Piloted an airplane&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
109. Petted a stingray&lt;br&gt;
110. Broken someone’s heart&lt;br&gt;
111. &lt;strong&gt;Ridden a bike&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
112. Won money on a TV game show&lt;br&gt;
113. &lt;strong&gt;Broken a bone&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
114. Gone on an African safari&lt;br&gt;
115. Had a body part of yours below the neck pierced&lt;br&gt;
116. &lt;strong&gt;Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
117. &lt;strong&gt;Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
118. &lt;strong&gt;Ridden a horse&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
119. Had major surgery&lt;br&gt;
120. Had a snake as a pet&lt;br&gt;
121. Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon&lt;br&gt;
122. &lt;strong&gt;Slept for more than 30 hours over the course of 48 hours&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
123. Visited more foreign countries than U.S. states&lt;br&gt;
124. &lt;strong&gt;Visited all 7 continents&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
125. &lt;strong&gt;Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
126. &lt;strong&gt;Eaten kangaroo meat&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
127. &lt;strong&gt;Eaten sushi&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
128. &lt;strong&gt;Had your picture in the newspaper&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
129. &lt;strong&gt;Changed someone’s mind about something you care deeply about&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
130. Gone back to university&lt;br&gt;
131. &lt;strong&gt;Parasailed&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
132. &lt;strong&gt;Petted a cockroach&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
133. Eaten fried green tomatoes&lt;br&gt;
134. &lt;strong&gt;Read The Iliad and The Odyssey&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
135. Selected one important author who you missed in school, and read&lt;br&gt;
136. Killed and prepared an animal for eating&lt;br&gt;
137. Skipped all your school reunions&lt;br&gt;
138. &lt;strong&gt;Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
139. Been elected to public office&lt;br&gt;
140. &lt;strong&gt;Written your own computer language&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
141. Thought to yourself that you’re living your dream&lt;br&gt;
142. Had to put someone you love into hospice care&lt;br&gt;
143. &lt;strong&gt;Built your own PC from parts&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
144. Sold your own artwork to someone who didn’t know you&lt;br&gt;
145. &lt;strong&gt;Had a booth at a street fair&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
146. &lt;strong&gt;Dyed your hair&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
147. &lt;strong&gt;Been a DJ&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
148. Shaved your head&lt;br&gt;
149. Caused a car accident&lt;br&gt;
150. Saved someone’s life
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://ElzBelz01.blog.co.uk/2009/03/15/have-not-blogged-in-a-while-5759724/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description><category>meme</category><comments>http://ElzBelz01.blog.co.uk/2009/03/15/have-not-blogged-in-a-while-5759724/#comments</comments></item><item><title>OHWOWEY.</title><link>http://ElzBelz01.blog.co.uk/2009/03/10/ohwowey-5731670/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:elzbelz01.blog.co.uk,2009-03-10:/2009/03/10/ohwowey-5731670/</guid><pubDate>Tue, 10 Mar 2009 18:38:10 +0100</pubDate><description>	




	&lt;p&gt;Phwoar. That was sexy.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;&amp; also, my rehearsals are now starting to kill me omg. I had a day off yesterday but still had to go into the theatre to speak to Mahlon anywhat so I decided to stay there (wtf ikr.)&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;And, Aimwoir? I love you.&lt;br&gt;
You're wasted. I'll take you home for sexytiems &lt;img src="/img/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" class="middle" border="0"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="/img/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" class="middle" border="0"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Just a short post because my back hurts.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;BYE YOU GUISE OMG xDDD
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://ElzBelz01.blog.co.uk/2009/03/10/ohwowey-5731670/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description><category>tagomg</category><comments>http://ElzBelz01.blog.co.uk/2009/03/10/ohwowey-5731670/#comments</comments></item><item><title>I JUST ATE A GRAPE</title><link>http://ElzBelz01.blog.co.uk/2009/03/05/i-just-ate-a-grape-5699861/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:elzbelz01.blog.co.uk,2009-03-05:/2009/03/05/i-just-ate-a-grape-5699861/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Mar 2009 19:08:42 +0100</pubDate><description>	&lt;p&gt;AND I &lt;strong&gt;JIZZED IN MY PANTS&lt;/strong&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Trufax.&lt;br&gt;
Have been eating the yumtiem grapes homg.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;I feel like a cappucino.&lt;br&gt;
BRB DINNER.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;*after minutes of OM NOM tiems*&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Am eating une glace xD&lt;br&gt;
is yummy.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Why am I listening to Sex Bomb?&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Anywhat, I realised that I have not posted fun things in a while.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;I did not see much of Aimee's awesome hair today. So I will find some pictures now.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;In other news: Beth totally threw herself against the side of the bus today and screamed my name &lt;del&gt;it was liek Free Willy on drugs homg&lt;/del&gt;. Everyone gave me a weird look and Joe was like "D:? Was that &lt;em&gt;Beth&lt;/em&gt;?"&lt;br&gt;
Obviously I wasn't the only one with an innuendified whale in my mind.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Just joking Beth, I have love for you.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;So, why has Ella been dead for the past week or something?&lt;br&gt;
GCSE Science Exams.&lt;br&gt;
History Coursework.&lt;br&gt;
Rehearsals.&lt;br&gt;
Bad Back.&lt;br&gt;
Lack of Determination.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Yes, so I failed my GCSE Science. Trufax. I think I started well but then it just deteriorated in each exam we did. I cried.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;And I've been getting up at 5:30 each morning to do my freakin' History which I finally finished to find that it wasn't even due in |:&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;And rehearsals are actually killing me now.&lt;br&gt;
Is very tiring and Ella might crawl into a corner and cry.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;OMG. VERY SCARY DREAM LAST NIGHT RITE:&lt;br&gt;
A lot of the images I don't remember, because there were just flashes of blood and screaming people and stuff, but I've sort of rounded up what happened from what I can remember:&lt;br&gt;
Warning: This is freaky.&lt;br&gt;
Warning: Norly, it is.&lt;br&gt;
Warning: Am rly not that crazy:&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;[Echoed/Distorted]&lt;br&gt;
&lt;em&gt;It’s like&lt;br&gt;
It’s like&lt;br&gt;
It’s like&lt;br&gt;
It’s like&lt;br&gt;
Nothing I’ve felt before&lt;br&gt;
Nothing I’ve felt since&lt;br&gt;
Thought I was numb before&lt;br&gt;
I haven’t felt since&lt;br&gt;
That night&lt;br&gt;
That night&lt;br&gt;
That night&lt;br&gt;
That night&lt;br&gt;
Still taste the smoke&lt;br&gt;
Still feel the flames&lt;br&gt;
Still making jokes&lt;br&gt;
But something’s changed&lt;br&gt;
How am I supposed to put words to this?&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;There’s a darkness inside me&lt;br&gt;
And I can’t control it&lt;br&gt;
I don’t want to control it&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;She asks about my dreams&lt;br&gt;
My dreams are that this is a dream&lt;br&gt;
And I will soon wake from it&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;We’re all broken&lt;br&gt;
We just hope to hold it together long enough&lt;br&gt;
To produce slightly less broken offspring&lt;br&gt;
That’s evolution&lt;br&gt;
Except it doesn’t seem to be working&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;em&gt;&lt;br&gt;
This evening’s performance of Dominoes Falling is about to begin.&lt;br&gt;
Please take your seats and turn of your mobile phones.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;(Distorted) This evening’s performance of Dominoes Falling is about to begin.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Please take your seats and turn of your mobile phones.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;(Barely audible) This evening’s performance of Dominoes Falling...&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;(Strings)&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Can we go out and play?&lt;br&gt;
No.&lt;br&gt;
Can we go out and play?&lt;br&gt;
No.&lt;br&gt;
Can we go out and play?&lt;br&gt;
Um..&lt;br&gt;
Thanks. You always agree in the end&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;(Playground soundscape)&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Ring a ring o’ roses&lt;br&gt;
Ring a ring o’ roses&lt;br&gt;
Ring a ring o’ roses&lt;br&gt;
Ring a ring o’ roses&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Ring a ring o’ roses&lt;br&gt;
A pocket full of posies&lt;br&gt;
A-tissue, A-tissue&lt;br&gt;
We all fall&lt;br&gt;
Down&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;(Laughter. Turns into coughing)&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Jenna.&lt;br&gt;
Speak to me.&lt;br&gt;
Say something.&lt;br&gt;
You’ve got to say something Jenna.&lt;br&gt;
We’re gonna make it out, he’s gonna come for us.&lt;br&gt;
But you’ve got to stay with me, you’ve got to stay awake.&lt;br&gt;
Jenna.&lt;br&gt;
Jenna.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;(TV static)&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Usually there’s no happy ending when fire breaks out in a home and traps a family inside.&lt;br&gt;
But thanks to bravery of one heroic father and the fire service there was a happy ending today.&lt;br&gt;
The blaze was put out so quickly there is even the possibility that the house can be repaired.&lt;br&gt;
We cross live to the scene with our reporter...&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Usually there’s no happy ending when fire breaks out in a home and traps a family inside.&lt;br&gt;
But thanks to bravery of one heroic father...&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Usually there’s no happy ending when fire breaks out...&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Usually there’s no happy ending...&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Usually there’s no happy ending...&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;There’s no happy ending...&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;And then there was screaming and I was like "HOMJESUS." and woke up.&lt;br&gt;
&amp; IKR. Dominoes Falling is the performance that I've been going to rehearsals for. So it was really scary to see it in my dream.&lt;br&gt;
&amp; I think I saw emo!Sam and Dean in there.&lt;br&gt;
&amp; there were quite a few demons omg DDD':&lt;br&gt;
It's like, Final Destination 5 or something: 3-DDDDDDDD &lt;strong&gt;D:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Wow. This is a long post.&lt;br&gt;
I need to upload some pictures and videos now.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
LATER SKATERS&lt;/strong&gt; xD
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://ElzBelz01.blog.co.uk/2009/03/05/i-just-ate-a-grape-5699861/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description><category>blarg</category><comments>http://ElzBelz01.blog.co.uk/2009/03/05/i-just-ate-a-grape-5699861/#comments</comments></item><item><title>PURPOSE *ellipses*</title><link>http://ElzBelz01.blog.co.uk/2009/02/28/purpose-ellipses-5664803/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:elzbelz01.blog.co.uk,2009-02-28:/2009/02/28/purpose-ellipses-5664803/</guid><pubDate>Sat, 28 Feb 2009 09:42:06 +0100</pubDate><description>	&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;IT'S THAT LITTLE FLAME *ELLIPSES* THAT LIGHTS A FIRE UNDER YOUR ASS.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Trufax. I figured that a good way to start this blog would be to say that, because I totters want to be liek Aimee homg.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;;; &lt;/strong&gt;Hello, World, how are you this morning?&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;I am reasonably awesome as well, thank you. And surprisingly not hungover.&lt;br&gt;
yayyyyy.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;;; &lt;/strong&gt;Actually, no, I didn't drink that much last night, but I drank the most out of all of us xD&lt;br&gt;
Am too hardcore fo'your asses XDDD&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;;; &lt;/strong&gt;Yeah, HA. We went down to stash and Beth and Ellen were loving it, y'know? I reckon they were like, loving the atmosphere and the way everyone is friends with everyone, which makes a change compared to nowadays I guess.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;;; &lt;/strong&gt;Anywhat, Beth had had a WKD and a little bit of vodka and she was wasted. Absolutely, fucked out of her face.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;del&gt;It was hilarious.&lt;/del&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;She was falling all around the place and was like "I need to pee" so she walked into the thorn bushes and me and Ellen were like "crap, we should make sure she doesn't collapse" so we walked over so we could see her hoody and she looked up:&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;Beth &lt;/strong&gt;"Don't watch me peeee!"&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;Ella &lt;/strong&gt;"Don't worry, Beth, we're not looking."&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;Beth &lt;/strong&gt;"You perverts! You're like...Emily and Naomi HA"&lt;br&gt;
Bear in mind that her words were slurred from alcohol intoxication and her tongue was swollen from biting on it really hard xD&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;So then she collapsed out (with a large stick stuck on her back), telling me that she was "absolutely fine" before toppling into the thorns &lt;img src="/img/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" class="middle" border="0"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;When she did manage to get out she smiled at us giddily and said "I just peed in a bush HA. I feel one with natureee" but then her face suddenly fell (I thought she was having a stroke homg) and was like "I'm sorry if I'm embarrassing you. I'm so embarrassing."&lt;br&gt;
And she went on to mention the word embarrassing in every sentence that came out of her mouth. Which there were plenty of.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;LULZ.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;;; &lt;/strong&gt;Ah. Then the police turned up. Well when I say police I mean Community Support Officers.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Shannon ran up from the golf course and was like "HOMFG RUN BITCHES" And I was like "'kay" and I began to walk leisurely back towards the house but then there were two officers at the stash and they were "WTF DON'T TRY RUNNING" and I was like "Cha, 'kay, am so not running" and I turn to see Beth attempting to run away &lt;del&gt;when she was really wallowing forward&lt;/del&gt; and I found it hilarity.&lt;br&gt;
And then she fell over.&lt;br&gt;
Many more Lulz ensued.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;So they sat us down and took our names and all that jazz and Beth and Ellen were having fits&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;Beth &lt;/strong&gt;"My mum is going to kill me"&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;Ellen &lt;/strong&gt;"Should I give them my address?"&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;Ella &lt;/strong&gt;"Calm do-"&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;Beth &lt;/strong&gt;"Don't even lie to me. YOU PROMISED ME."&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;Ella &lt;/strong&gt;"I didn't promise any-"&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;Beth &lt;/strong&gt;"You said that we wouldn't get caught"&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;Ella &lt;/strong&gt;"No I di-"&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;Ellen &lt;/strong&gt;"They said that they're going to talk to our school and parents and send letters home"&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;Ella &lt;/strong&gt;"Oh, get over yourself. They chat Bullshit"&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;Luke &lt;/strong&gt;"I agree. SHUT UP OFFICER, ARE YOU GONNA SEARCH ME?"&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;Ella &lt;/strong&gt;"Calm, Lukey Boy, keep calm"&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;And honestly, this happens all of the time rite. They just threaten you but don't do anything and it's just pointless blarg.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;;; &lt;/strong&gt;I've just thought of this really funny moment when we were asked to start picking up all of the rubbish and I was "escorted" around the stash picking up everyone's cans and jazz, and I'd just found my bottle of vodka that I'd put under the mud (ikr, dirty fingernails ftf) and was asked to pour it out and just as I was about to do so Beth came stumbling forward holding a rake from the golf course and slurred the words "wha' am I supposed to do wi'the rake, madam?" and this was followed by a rather long lecture from the CSO, in which I managed to slip my bottle into my jacket.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;wheyyyyyy xD&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Am too subtle fo'your asses.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;See? Am on fire today homg &lt;img src="/img/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" class="middle" border="0"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;;; &lt;/strong&gt;So yes, we slipped away and it was totters obvious that Ellen was about to get off with Luke so I quickly dragged her away and rejoined everyone outside my house. Beth was like "ca' we go inside? I'm re'ly embar'sin' m'self" so we took her inside to find Josh, who I was walking away with until the whole holy-crumpets-Beth-has-fallen-and-her-leg-is-swollen-and-I-totters-have-to-cover-my-laugh fiasco. And he'd carried on walking and I was like "'Kay, thanks for helping with Beth" and he was like "It's 'kay."&lt;br&gt;
So then we proceeded to go into the loft and dance a lot and shout out of the window and me and Josh had shots a many.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;YAY.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;;; &lt;/strong&gt;There is also something else that happened, but I have decided I won't say anything seeing as it's quite weird and embarrassing (not for me, obvs.), but I sort of know that it'll really hurt my feelings if the person doesn't tell me like a best friend should do.&lt;br&gt;
Whatever, I'm over it.&lt;br&gt;
But I reckon if she lies to me or denies it, I will lose all trust in her. Trufax.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;;; &lt;/strong&gt;Just got back from the Palace Theatre and am rly tired.&lt;br&gt;
Need fuuds.&lt;br&gt;
Eurgh, the BIBS have returned D:&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Am going to make myself a cup of tea.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;LATER SKATERS&lt;/strong&gt; xD
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://ElzBelz01.blog.co.uk/2009/02/28/purpose-ellipses-5664803/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description><category>blerg-stfu-tags</category><comments>http://ElzBelz01.blog.co.uk/2009/02/28/purpose-ellipses-5664803/#comments</comments></item><item><title>note to self:</title><link>http://ElzBelz01.blog.co.uk/2009/02/26/note-to-self-5655797/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:elzbelz01.blog.co.uk,2009-02-26:/2009/02/26/note-to-self-5655797/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 20:08:48 +0100</pubDate><description>	&lt;p&gt;Dear Ella,&lt;br&gt;
Could you &lt;em&gt;be&lt;/em&gt; any more stupid?&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;The most obvious question in an interview: "What do you hope to gain from this experience?"&lt;br&gt;
And a question that I obviously thought of but never got around to the answer of, so I sat there dumbly and started my sentence with "um"s a many.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Kill me now, pls kthxbai.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Yes, so the interview was very annoying, because I kept repeating myself and slipping an "um" or an "...andddd" when unnecessary.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;I hate myself. Trufax.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;In other news, am going to have a massive bitch fight with Ellen soon and we're going to be throwing each other around and screaming and scratching in front of everyone and Beth will be forced to resort to violence when she can't break us up &lt;img src="/img/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" class="middle" border="0"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;YAYAYYAYAY THIS WILL BE FUN.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;I have blackmailed my cousin into supplying me alcohol tomorrow, seeing as Beth is now bringing some and Ellen can't &lt;del&gt;for some unknown reason&lt;/del&gt;. So yes, we are still seemingly getting "fucked out of our faces". Whey.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;I need to do my P.E Theory D:&lt;br&gt;
Can't be bothered.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;My teeth hurt.&lt;br&gt;
I couldn't smile at Jen due to my orthodontist's appointment two minutes beforehand D:&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Anywhat, I'm hungry.&lt;br&gt;
Will go now and eat some OMNOM fuuds.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;LATER SKATERS&lt;/strong&gt; xD
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://ElzBelz01.blog.co.uk/2009/02/26/note-to-self-5655797/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description><category>i-hate-tags</category><comments>http://ElzBelz01.blog.co.uk/2009/02/26/note-to-self-5655797/#comments</comments></item><item><title>THE EXTENSION OF WARM WELCOMES IS NECESSARY</title><link>http://ElzBelz01.blog.co.uk/2009/02/25/the-extension-of-warm-welcomes-is-necessary-5649873/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:elzbelz01.blog.co.uk,2009-02-25:/2009/02/25/the-extension-of-warm-welcomes-is-necessary-5649873/</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Feb 2009 21:08:26 +0100</pubDate><description>	&lt;p&gt;FOR &lt;strong&gt;randomlycool&lt;/strong&gt;, a brand new blogger that I have much love for.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY&lt;/strong&gt;, VELCOME TO THE DARK SIDE, MY DARLING.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;IS ABOUT TIME, RITE.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;I look forward to your blogs &lt;strong&gt;xD&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;My hair is wet. Am going to dry it.&lt;br&gt;
&amp; Aimee, I tried to ring you as you asked, but your phone was being hormonal, pregnant and engaged D:&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;LATER SKATERS xD&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3177/2323098592_272130d50e.jpg?v=0" alt="Phwoar." title="Jensen loves you."&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;JENSEN LOVES YOU, MY BBS xD
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://ElzBelz01.blog.co.uk/2009/02/25/the-extension-of-warm-welcomes-is-necessary-5649873/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description><comments>http://ElzBelz01.blog.co.uk/2009/02/25/the-extension-of-warm-welcomes-is-necessary-5649873/#comments</comments></item><item><title>Mental Reminders</title><link>http://ElzBelz01.blog.co.uk/2009/02/25/mental-reminders-5648973/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:elzbelz01.blog.co.uk,2009-02-25:/2009/02/25/mental-reminders-5648973/</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Feb 2009 19:08:12 +0100</pubDate><description>	&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;;; &lt;/strong&gt;You have not have a Latte in a while, go and buy one from Starcocks.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;&amp; on that note: why have you becomed so obsessed with cappucinos recently?&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;;; &lt;/strong&gt;Ash Wednesday masses suck.&lt;br&gt;
Trufax.&lt;br&gt;
And this priest sounds like he says &lt;strong&gt;lard&lt;/strong&gt; whenever he says Lord.&lt;br&gt;
And it's not the Body of Christ, oh no. it's the BARRRdy of Christ.&lt;br&gt;
*G*&lt;br&gt;
What the point in masses. I don't even believe in this jazz.&lt;br&gt;
Am agnostic/atheist so BLERG, MY FOREHEAD IS NOW ITCHY FROM ASHES.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;;; &lt;/strong&gt;'Kay, so my friend Jen from the Palace Theatre just rang me and was like "I know you can't make it on the 12th, so would you like to come for an &lt;strong&gt;informal&lt;/strong&gt; interview tomorrow at 4:30?"&lt;br&gt;
My mind: "Holy Crap, I start making sad jokes when I'm nervous"&lt;br&gt;
My mouth: "Of course, see you tomorrow."&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;What is my problem? I always blurt things that I don't mean, and now I have to go for an 'informal' interview.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Question: I won't have to do a perfect handshake, will I?&lt;br&gt;
Question: Would it look bad if I turned up in my school uniform?&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;And GAH. I am at the orthodontists and then going straight to the Theatre, so I won't be able to speak. Or smile. &lt;em&gt;Christ&lt;/em&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;;; &lt;/strong&gt;Paolo Nutini has just started playing on my last.fm Library |:&lt;br&gt;
Dear Mr. Nutini,&lt;br&gt;
I didn't know I had you on my playlist. Are you stalking me?&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;;; &lt;/strong&gt;Hey, I put some new shoes on and suddenly everything's right.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;...GAH D':&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;;; &lt;/strong&gt;Aimee and I are dancing to Schadenfreude from Avenue Q for our dance exam. But we couldn't practise due to the &lt;strong&gt;goddamn&lt;/strong&gt; year eleven's.&lt;br&gt;
We are locking the dramatisation studio door tomorrow, if we get the room again.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;If.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
Fail.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;;; &lt;/strong&gt;THERE IS NOT A DINOSAUR EMOTICON ON MSN HOMG.&lt;br&gt;
THIS IS ABSURD.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;DO YOU WANT TO SEE US CRY, WORLD?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;;; &lt;/strong&gt;I could not stop singing Remembering Sunday today. When ATL first did their demo of it I fell in love with it for ages, and now that everyone has discovered it, my obsession has been renewed.&lt;br&gt;
Therefore, my song of the week is Remembering Sunday - &lt;em&gt;All Time Low&lt;/em&gt;:&lt;br&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erspkBDsTm0"&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erspkBDsTm0&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;em&gt;Written by &lt;strong&gt;ALEX MOFO GASKARTH&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt; (xDDDDDDDDDD) &lt;em&gt;whilst he was "dealing with the stresses of the Vietnam War"&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br&gt;
*INSERT DROOL, FANGIRLISH SQUEAL &lt;del&gt;AND WOMANLY HARDNESS&lt;/del&gt; HERE*&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;;; &lt;/strong&gt;Ellen and Beth are coming over on Friday. We shall be getting "fucked out of our faces" according to Ellen, seeing as she believes that I can afford alcohol at a time like this.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;credit crunch, woman.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Am also getting my legs waxed. And they wish to come with me, because they think I will be screaming in pain.&lt;br&gt;
But am too used to it to feel the pain.&lt;br&gt;
And am way too A-R-D.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;*...*&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;;; &lt;/strong&gt;I've been taking way too many pictures on my camera, which I have undying love for.&lt;br&gt;
I missed you, baby.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;;; &lt;/strong&gt;Dinner. &lt;strong&gt;LATER SKATERS&lt;/strong&gt; xD
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://ElzBelz01.blog.co.uk/2009/02/25/mental-reminders-5648973/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description><category>mmm-fuuds</category><category>life-story</category><category>meaningless-rambles</category><category>another-male-obsession</category><category>boredom</category><category>i-wish-aimee-was-sexy</category><category>take-that-must-die</category><category>tags-suck</category><category>blahhh</category><category>winwinwin</category><category>blah</category><category>homg</category><category>am-hungry</category><category>informal-wtf</category><category>song-of-the-week</category><category>kill-me-now</category><category>i-have-hatetiems-for-interviews</category><category>life</category><comments>http://ElzBelz01.blog.co.uk/2009/02/25/mental-reminders-5648973/#comments</comments></item><item><title>YESSSSSSSSSSS</title><link>http://ElzBelz01.blog.co.uk/2009/02/24/yesssssssssss-5642958/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:elzbelz01.blog.co.uk,2009-02-24:/2009/02/24/yesssssssssss-5642958/</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2009 18:38:53 +0100</pubDate><description>	&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I HAVE FOUND MY CAMERA.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;ABOUT FREAKING TIME.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;RESULTTTTTTTTTTTT xDDDDDDDDDDD
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://ElzBelz01.blog.co.uk/2009/02/24/yesssssssssss-5642958/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description><category>wheyyyyyyyyy</category><comments>http://ElzBelz01.blog.co.uk/2009/02/24/yesssssssssss-5642958/#comments</comments></item><item><title>Aloha Alohagians.</title><link>http://ElzBelz01.blog.co.uk/2009/02/23/aloha-alohagians-5636466/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:elzbelz01.blog.co.uk,2009-02-23:/2009/02/23/aloha-alohagians-5636466/</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Feb 2009 21:59:51 +0100</pubDate><description>	&lt;p&gt;I couldn't think of a decent title today, seeing as my day wasn't exactly eventful and I feel the need to exaggerate my day, because it was too boring.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;So why did I do a blog, I hear you ask? IDK WHY.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;I had a really weird dream last night. And ikr, I always have really weird dreams as some of you might already know, but last night I had an especially weird dream.&lt;br&gt;
I dreamt about a TV / Fictional series with a load of my favourite characters from TV shows in, even though a few of them aren't my favourites but were just randomly there.&lt;br&gt;
And I'm talking about a whole TV &lt;em&gt;series&lt;/em&gt;.&lt;br&gt;
It was unbelievably weird, and it involved "teams" in different US States and zombie invasions and wow, it was awesome.&lt;br&gt;
So when I woke up it was really early but I was like "Phwoarrrrr, paper and pen" and I decided to write everything I remembered down.&lt;br&gt;
It's rough, but I think I can work from it: it has some pretty good ideas in it.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Anywhat, moving on: I totally need to go and watch the new Friday the 13th.&lt;br&gt;
HA I totally just whispered "his name is Jason, and today is his birthday" to myself.&lt;br&gt;
because &lt;strong&gt;JAREDDDDDD&lt;/strong&gt; is in it and I have uncontrollable fangirl love for JAREDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD &lt;strong&gt;&lt;img src="/img/smilies/icon_lol.gif" alt=":DD" class="middle" border="0"&gt;DDDDDD&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
And he's Clay, so I sort of need to see him speak loads of lines and be all anti-Sam and pro-Clay YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYOMG *GGGGGGG*&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Sorry, it's been about two minutes since I typed the above seeing as I went in a fangirlish seizure. Don't worry, I do that whenever I think about someone I have obsessions with.&lt;br&gt;
This happens quite often.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;So, Friday the 13th. Am going to watch it.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;I have been attempting to do homework all afternoon, but it sucks so I sort of kept letting myself be distracted by Aimee praising herself on her editing skills, intelligence and Avenue Q squee. &amp; on that note, I have not stopped listening to Schadenfreude all day xD&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;And now I've moved onto The Fray's You Found Me, my song of the week, apparently.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Also, have got my hair done.&lt;br&gt;
Tracey did it for me yesterday (this is the moment in which I thank the Lord for an aunty who is a hairdresser), but we haven't got the colours yet &lt;img src="/img/smilies/icon_neutral.gif" alt=":|" class="middle" border="0"&gt; So I'm getting the colour done either one evening this week or on the weekend.&lt;br&gt;
Anywhat, it's okay, but a bit too much like a full fringe, which is something that I've already done and I got slightly bored of, like I do with every new hairstyle I get.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Whatever, I'm over it. If I can't go the Watford Palace Theatre for my Work Experience, I'll hopefully be going to Sean Hannah: Tracey's hairdressing company. She is the Second assistant to Sean himself xDDD&lt;br&gt;
Am so proud of her. I think she's at an award's night right this minute xD&lt;br&gt;
WHEYYYYYY.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Post-I-love-my-aunty ramble, my back is starting to hurt in the position I'm in, and I need to try to de-poof my hair.&lt;br&gt;
A proper, more interesting update soon.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;LATER SKATERS&lt;/strong&gt; XD
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://ElzBelz01.blog.co.uk/2009/02/23/aloha-alohagians-5636466/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description><category>tag-to-be-added</category><comments>http://ElzBelz01.blog.co.uk/2009/02/23/aloha-alohagians-5636466/#comments</comments></item><item><title>Phwoar, a longer post than usual.</title><link>http://ElzBelz01.blog.co.uk/2009/02/20/phwoar-a-longer-post-than-usual-5615339/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:elzbelz01.blog.co.uk,2009-02-20:/2009/02/20/phwoar-a-longer-post-than-usual-5615339/</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 14:23:26 +0100</pubDate><description>	&lt;p&gt;I'm watching One Tree Hill, and Brooke Davis has just gotten into a bitch fight.&lt;br&gt;
Once again.&lt;br&gt;
Not too surprised omg.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;So I noticed, when I was in France that my little cousin Finley was writing a diary everyday, which I found adorable because he's dyslexic &lt;del&gt;(that's so not how you spell it)&lt;/del&gt; and he tried to sound all smart and I felt the need to squish him into my non-existant bossum.&lt;br&gt;
Anywhat, back to the point, I decided that I shall pull any moments from my goldfishtiems memory and record them in my interweb diary. Off we go then, chaps xD&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;---&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Sunday&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
Am surrounded by snow. My iPod is already out of battery.&lt;br&gt;
Kill me now.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Monday&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
My nan has been winking at me all day. I think her eye is epilleptic.&lt;br&gt;
She has also been slipping me vodka all day.&lt;br&gt;
Is this an inclination towards my high rate of bitchiness this holiday?&lt;br&gt;
I own Super Mario Kart on DS omg.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
Tuesday&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
I have been nibbling cheese all day.&lt;br&gt;
Oakley dislocated his shoulder and Finley broke his thumb. Ha.&lt;br&gt;
Went to the shops and bought food. Made dinner.&lt;br&gt;
My brother threw up.&lt;br&gt;
Ew.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Wednesday&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
Me, Oakley and my nan wasted a lot of money today in an overpriced posh patisserie.&lt;br&gt;
They had nice cakes xD&lt;br&gt;
Super Mario Bros is &lt;strong&gt;old school&lt;/strong&gt;, dude.&lt;br&gt;
And I own Monopoly ftw.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Thursday&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
Home today.&lt;br&gt;
Ate McDonalds.&lt;br&gt;
Feel fat.&lt;br&gt;
I want my iPod back.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;---&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;In conclusion, I PWN YOU ALL, BITCHES.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;I should be going to a foam party today with Aimee, but idk how I'm going to get there, and this would entail me wearing a bikini made of sex, which I cannot pull off omg.&lt;br&gt;
And Aquasplash is a world war when it comes to hygiene, which means I will start OCDing and refuse to get in the urinated/jizzed pool.&lt;br&gt;
Ew.&lt;br&gt;
I need to ring Aimee now.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;I can feel the rolls in my stomach by the way I'm sitting.&lt;br&gt;
I'll have to change position.&lt;br&gt;
No, can still feel it.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;HOMG AM FAT DDDD':&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
BRB YOU GUISE, I NEED TO LOSE WEIGHT.&lt;/strong&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://ElzBelz01.blog.co.uk/2009/02/20/phwoar-a-longer-post-than-usual-5615339/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description><category>tag</category><comments>http://ElzBelz01.blog.co.uk/2009/02/20/phwoar-a-longer-post-than-usual-5615339/#comments</comments></item><item><title>Whoa.</title><link>http://ElzBelz01.blog.co.uk/2009/02/19/irrelevance-5611040/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:elzbelz01.blog.co.uk,2009-02-19:/2009/02/19/irrelevance-5611040/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 21:51:08 +0100</pubDate><description>	&lt;p&gt;Aimee's dad has just told me that she is out.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;I literally just hung up and said out loud "OMG AIMEE HAS A SOCIAL LIFE D:"&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Ha.
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://ElzBelz01.blog.co.uk/2009/02/19/irrelevance-5611040/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description><category>irrelevance</category><comments>http://ElzBelz01.blog.co.uk/2009/02/19/irrelevance-5611040/#comments</comments></item><item><title>RAWRTIEMS.</title><link>http://ElzBelz01.blog.co.uk/2009/02/15/rawrtiems-5577679/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:elzbelz01.blog.co.uk,2009-02-15:/2009/02/15/rawrtiems-5577679/</guid><pubDate>Sun, 15 Feb 2009 12:22:26 +0100</pubDate><description>	&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Edit: &lt;/strong&gt;I tried to post this blog on Sunday, but it was blog.co.uk's time of the month. Fail. Just to let you know.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Have &lt;em&gt;finally&lt;/em&gt; finished my Let Me Sign video.&lt;br&gt;Even though it's pretty rubbish and my eyes now hurt.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;I just thought that I'd post a quick blog, seeing as this evening I'm going to France to do a bit of skiing and snowboarding xD&lt;br&gt;This should be fun, because I'm going with Joe and Oakley, and they're always a bit of a lark on holiday.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;This also means that I probably won't be able to post until Thursday night when I get back, even though there's an internet cafe around the corner, I can't waste time and money I don't have talking to myself on teh interwebs D:&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;I went on a post break-up shopping spree yesterday, which was fun as I was dragging Amy around town all afternoon like "C'monnnnnnnnn let's get some &lt;strong&gt;boots&lt;/strong&gt; xD"&lt;br&gt;And I'm so not happy with what I bought, so I rang Ellen earlier and woke her up by saying "There is no spoon."&lt;br&gt;And she proceeded to get aggy with me and hang up. So I called again and she picked up, told me she&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; was sleeping and also told me to fuck off, in which I proceeded to tell her that "there is no fork."&lt;br&gt;&lt;del&gt;And then she hung up.&lt;/del&gt;&lt;br&gt;Back to the point: I have woken her up so we can go into town before I leave this evening and she will have to endure the horrors of&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p class="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;THE SHOPPING SPREE: PART TWO&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p class="left"&gt;And yeah. Just to let you know.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Anywhat, I was going to invite Aimee, but she's at her cousins, so fail, slag, I'll see you when I get back D:&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Yes. This should be all, but I think I'm forgetting something important...&lt;br&gt;I might be able to get on before Thursday, but I probably won't: just to warn you all :D&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;'Kay, am leaving now. My mother has just shoved an apple into my hands and decided that she is also coming shopping D:&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;LATER SKATERS&lt;/strong&gt; xD&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://ElzBelz01.blog.co.uk/2009/02/15/rawrtiems-5577679/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description><category>tag</category><comments>http://ElzBelz01.blog.co.uk/2009/02/15/rawrtiems-5577679/#comments</comments></item><item><title>My back just cracked</title><link>http://ElzBelz01.blog.co.uk/2009/02/12/my-back-just-cracked-5562185/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:elzbelz01.blog.co.uk,2009-02-12:/2009/02/12/my-back-just-cracked-5562185/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 12 Feb 2009 20:44:42 +0100</pubDate><description>	&lt;p&gt;So I'm in the middle of this big planning session with myself for a few fics that I've been working on.&lt;br&gt;
And I came up with this awesomely awesome idea.&lt;br&gt;
So now I am scribbling everything that I remember from my brainwave down, but I'm having one of those moments when I come up with a load of great ideas at once but after I've written one I can't remember any of the others.&lt;br&gt;
Fail.&lt;br&gt;
This makes me cry.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;And whenever I breathe in, I feel a stabbing pain in my chest.&lt;br&gt;
Owey D:&lt;br&gt;
What is this monstrosity?&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;&amp; Erica Fizzle, or better known as &lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;ERICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/strong&gt;, hugged me today, which was awesome and totally unexpected and &lt;del&gt;going completely off subject&lt;/del&gt; my mother has just walked in with this gorgeous pair of boots for me and I totters fangirled over them. Am squealing right now and jumping on the spot omg.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;&amp; In other news: My cousin had just passed his driving test OMYAY HOW FUN xD&lt;br&gt;
And I have discovered that Carlie, a girl who used to babysit me with my aunty got married xDDD&lt;br&gt;
I literally was like "OMYAYYY :'D"&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Rawr, I need a bath.&lt;br&gt;
And my back is &lt;em&gt;rly&lt;/em&gt; hurting still.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Am going now. Will have to start doing memes to fill up my blog space.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;LATER SKATERS &lt;img src="/img/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" class="middle" border="0"&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://ElzBelz01.blog.co.uk/2009/02/12/my-back-just-cracked-5562185/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description><category>life</category><category>tags-suck</category><category>boredom</category><category>blahhh</category><category>life-story</category><category>meaningless-rambles</category><category>homg</category><category>tag</category><category>take-that-must-die</category><category>blah</category><category>i-wish-aimee-was-sexy</category><category>winwinwin</category><comments>http://ElzBelz01.blog.co.uk/2009/02/12/my-back-just-cracked-5562185/#comments</comments></item><item><title>RARARAR</title><link>http://ElzBelz01.blog.co.uk/2009/02/11/rararar-5555188/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:elzbelz01.blog.co.uk,2009-02-11:/2009/02/11/rararar-5555188/</guid><pubDate>Wed, 11 Feb 2009 22:08:57 +0100</pubDate><description>	&lt;p&gt;So I have about two minutes to post this blog because I have to get off in...well two minutes &lt;strong&gt;DUH.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Aimee and I are discussing KFC. Why, I hear you ask?&lt;br&gt;
Because it's greasy and yummy and Lucy don't like the thought of having anything other than sexytiem juju on her ONE dress.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Also, Aimee had some cookies. Which I hate her for, but my back hurts too much to be bothered.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;I had some trifle today. It was rather yummy xDDD And now I feel fat omg.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;I had an awesome chat with Tom today, partly because I was deprived of sleep and drinking diet coke and giggling maniacally and he was like "'Kay".&lt;br&gt;
We were discussing confirmation names nearly the whole way rite.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;ZEBEDI IS FROM THE MAGIC ROUNDABOUT, TOM, NOT THE BIBLE.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
And then we decided that I will be called Alpina even though I'm not getting confirmed and he will be called God.&lt;br&gt;
STFU BLASHPEMISTS GEE.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;And also had an injection today, which I didn't mind, because I totally don't mind injections and find them another way to get out of class, and I missed some of French (thank you, awesome last name) and said to the women injecting me with diseases "thanks for that, can I have a lollipop"&lt;br&gt;
"...no."&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Mwaha.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;My whole family are out D:&lt;br&gt;
Ric is watching the football&lt;br&gt;
Mummy dearest is at the cinema&lt;br&gt;
Joe is at rugby&lt;br&gt;
I am not leading a good social life.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Aimee has just gone off msn omg. I am going to cry. But I need to go anywhat.&lt;br&gt;
I will post soon with a large post catching up on all the jazz that has been missed out omg.&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;LATER SKATERS &lt;img src="/img/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" class="middle" border="0"&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://ElzBelz01.blog.co.uk/2009/02/11/rararar-5555188/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description><category>tag-to-be-added</category><comments>http://ElzBelz01.blog.co.uk/2009/02/11/rararar-5555188/#comments</comments></item><item><title>;_;</title><link>http://ElzBelz01.blog.co.uk/2009/02/08/-5531316/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:elzbelz01.blog.co.uk,2009-02-08:/2009/02/08/-5531316/</guid><pubDate>Sun, 08 Feb 2009 18:08:03 +0100</pubDate><description>	&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://2aday.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/dakota-fanning-at-dhla-2006.jpg" alt="wow. terrifying." title="wow. terrifying."&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;wow. terrifying.
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://ElzBelz01.blog.co.uk/2009/02/08/-5531316/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description><comments>http://ElzBelz01.blog.co.uk/2009/02/08/-5531316/#comments</comments></item><item><title>:')</title><link>http://ElzBelz01.blog.co.uk/2009/02/03/tag-i-wish-aimee-was-sexy-homg-i-wish-aimee-was-as-sexy-as-helen-must-get-ready-am-too-tired-leaving-going-out-there-is-hair-in-my-eyes-wish-i-co-5498060/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:elzbelz01.blog.co.uk,2009-02-03:/2009/02/03/tag-i-wish-aimee-was-sexy-homg-i-wish-aimee-was-as-sexy-as-helen-must-get-ready-am-too-tired-leaving-going-out-there-is-hair-in-my-eyes-wish-i-co-5498060/</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Feb 2009 11:48:46 +0100</pubDate><description>	&lt;p&gt;I just started laughing about something that happened a couple of months ago in the music room:&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Ellen&lt;/strong&gt; "So what are you doing tonight?"&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;Ella&lt;/strong&gt; "I'm going to see 13 RIOTS"&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;Ellen&lt;/strong&gt; "Oooh, is it scary?" D:&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;Ella&lt;/strong&gt; "..."&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;Ellen&lt;/strong&gt; "...?"&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;Ella&lt;/strong&gt; "LOLOLOLOL 13 RIOTS IS A BAND."&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;Ellen&lt;/strong&gt; "HarHar."&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;Ella&lt;/strong&gt; "Yes. Very scary. Will cry with fear omg"&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;Ellen&lt;/strong&gt; "Shut up."&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Oh, Ellen, you do make me giggle :'D&lt;br&gt;
...Maybe it was a "had to be there" moment.&lt;br&gt;
Whatever, was lulzworthy.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Town today, in which Helen can no longer come D:&lt;br&gt;
WHY, HELEN. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. &lt;strong&gt;YOU ARE BREAKING MY HEART.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Well, Aimee and I and a few others are going in.&lt;br&gt;
What should I wear D:&lt;br&gt;
HOMG I NEED TO WASH MYSELF.&lt;br&gt;
I HAS NO TIEM.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;THERE IS NO GODDDDDDDDD&lt;/strong&gt; D:&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;BRB, FLIST. ELLA MUST GET READY.
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://ElzBelz01.blog.co.uk/2009/02/03/tag-i-wish-aimee-was-sexy-homg-i-wish-aimee-was-as-sexy-as-helen-must-get-ready-am-too-tired-leaving-going-out-there-is-hair-in-my-eyes-wish-i-co-5498060/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description><category>tag</category><category>damn-you-world</category><category>i-wish-aimee-was-sexy</category><category>am-too-tired</category><category>must-get-ready</category><category>going-out</category><category>fail</category><category>homg</category><category>leaving</category><comments>http://ElzBelz01.blog.co.uk/2009/02/03/tag-i-wish-aimee-was-sexy-homg-i-wish-aimee-was-as-sexy-as-helen-must-get-ready-am-too-tired-leaving-going-out-there-is-hair-in-my-eyes-wish-i-co-5498060/#comments</comments></item><item><title>HELL AYE.</title><link>http://ElzBelz01.blog.co.uk/2009/02/02/hell-aye-5491736/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:elzbelz01.blog.co.uk,2009-02-02:/2009/02/02/hell-aye-5491736/</guid><pubDate>Mon, 02 Feb 2009 12:58:47 +0100</pubDate><description>	&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;SNOW DAY, BITCHES.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Have been out already since...early and have only just got back and have realised how cold it was outside.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;my bum is numb.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;omg poemtiem.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Went to the shops to get a drink but made a detour and came to my house.&lt;br&gt;
am hungry omg.&lt;br&gt;
Will have to make myself some nice warm food.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Or maybe a hot chocolate.&lt;br&gt;
a hot chocolate would be good.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;'Kay, just thought I'd post quickly before I went out again...&lt;br&gt;
post.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Alright, will leave now and make myself a warm drink.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;LATER SKIIERS &lt;img src="/img/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" class="middle" border="0"&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://ElzBelz01.blog.co.uk/2009/02/02/hell-aye-5491736/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description><category>winwinwin</category><category>tags-suck</category><category>my-bum-is-numb</category><category>my-toes-are-coldddd</category><category>my-ass-is-cold</category><category>is-that-snow</category><category>omg-snowballs-win</category><category>fell-into-a-river-omg</category><category>homg</category><category>homghomg</category><category>about-to-go</category><category>mmm-fuuds</category><category>tag</category><category>yayayay-win</category><comments>http://ElzBelz01.blog.co.uk/2009/02/02/hell-aye-5491736/#comments</comments></item></channel></rss>
