I was just asked by Ellen and Beth to come swimming.

Ha.

No thanks: not in a million years.

Why would I, of all people, go swimming?
Number One: I suck.
Number Two: I'm undeniably self-conscious.

So laz, not thanks, I may have sounded like a disgusted bitch on the phone, but I am so not going swimming.

I want to go to the cinema, it's been a while tbh.
Anyone?
No-one?
No?
'kay.

I know, I haven't posted in a while, but Ella's been doing English coursework and entirely spontaneous socialising.

Which means I must go now also.
Furwell, all.
Will update when I'm not watching the Hood of Robin.